So some 13 year old noticed that trees adhere to the Fibonacci sequence. Fuck man I knew that when I turned 12. I’d go down to Mattapan and buy myself a bag of trees first I’d take one hit, them one more, then two, then three, then five. Sufficed to say I got a rep as a weed hog. Same thing happened with crack I’d smoke one rock, then another, then two, three, five, eight, pretty soon I was smoking 987 rocks a day.
Fibonacci solar cells? Let’s talk Fibonacci jail cells. First two arrests I was in cell number one, a couple more and I got moved down the line 2, 3, 5, 8. Then they just started sending me to county where my inmate number went from 1597 to 2584 eventually I ended up inmate number 6765.
I’d like to say I found a Fibonacci sequence with my spending of Whitney’s money but that falls less in Fibonacci’s realm and mo’ in Cantor’s (you niggas ever hear of Visa Black? No credit limit. I was doing some research on what happens when approach infinity and I discovered that it causes Whitney to slap you around for stealing her credit card. My paper on it will be published very soon under the title of “Capitol One vs. Bobby Brown” and will likely appear in several legal journals.)
Anyway I’ve got to go smoke some PRIME rock.
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