Recently my private lab was stormed by Philistine government thugs! Apparently research on the miracle substance methylbenzoylecgonine was banned like so many other controversial substances. I should not be surprised though, the US government has always been less than enlightened when it comes to research in the curative fields. From stem cell research bans to bans on DMSO (a chemical derived from wood pulp which has the amazing ability to absorb through the skin which is believed to cure some types of arthritis) and even studies on cannabinoids. What is methylbenzoylecgonine you ask? Well methylbenzoylecgonine is a miracle chemical which has shown remarkable curative ability when treating lethargy, is known to promote energy which helps combat obesity, stimulate unique mental activity, and even hinders post pubescent teething. Well it looks like this is just another casualty of big pharmaceutical money and the greedy agenda of an ignorant government. The sad thing is our own CIA most likely invented methylbenzoylecgonine but once the demand grew and they realized it could help people (mainly me) they banned it! Please don’t let the government stop you from learning about this miracle substance you can find information about methylbenzoylecgonine here or out back of your local library.
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